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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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kittyhague:

I am a scientist who will forever quote Patrick Stump on this

kittyhague:

I am a scientist who will forever quote Patrick Stump on this

pensive-harpy:

deepchrome:

anthrex-468:

deepchrome:

anthrex-468:

deepchrome:

anthrex-468:

Last night I reblogged a video made by NASA that had GLaDOS from Portal teach you the difference between Fusion and Fission and I watched it again today (because its awesome and you should really watch it) and noticed this. In portal she is “Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System”

If you include the line just above the acronym that translates to GLaDOS, you’d get NOTGLaDOS. A really cute (and clever) way to bypass the copyright issues around the name.

OH! I didn’t even notice that, thats awesome! :D

I didn’t realize it at first either until I saw people mentioning NOTGLaDOS and then saw the credits and was like “….oh!” XD
Heh heh heh.

I think Valve let them do it (which makes it even better, go Valve!), because if you go to 8:47 you will see on the bottom of the screen “Thanks, Valve! Portal © Valve”

That’s definitely even better. I didn’t know about that - and that’s awesome. I’ve always had the sense Valve was a pretty cool company about this kind of thing.

They definitely let them do it!  When they’re flipping through the manual, it, rather prominently, displays the Aperture logo.
Valve is just…they are the best company.
This is just the best video.
I swear, if GLaDOS taught classes the world’s collective IQ would at least double.

pensive-harpy:

deepchrome:

anthrex-468:

deepchrome:

anthrex-468:

deepchrome:

anthrex-468:

Last night I reblogged a video made by NASA that had GLaDOS from Portal teach you the difference between Fusion and Fission and I watched it again today (because its awesome and you should really watch it) and noticed this. In portal she is “Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System”

If you include the line just above the acronym that translates to GLaDOS, you’d get NOTGLaDOS. A really cute (and clever) way to bypass the copyright issues around the name.

OH! I didn’t even notice that, thats awesome! :D

I didn’t realize it at first either until I saw people mentioning NOTGLaDOS and then saw the credits and was like “….oh!” XD

Heh heh heh.

I think Valve let them do it (which makes it even better, go Valve!), because if you go to 8:47 you will see on the bottom of the screen “Thanks, Valve! Portal © Valve”

That’s definitely even better. I didn’t know about that - and that’s awesome. I’ve always had the sense Valve was a pretty cool company about this kind of thing.

They definitely let them do it!  When they’re flipping through the manual, it, rather prominently, displays the Aperture logo.

Valve is just…they are the best company.

This is just the best video.

I swear, if GLaDOS taught classes the world’s collective IQ would at least double.

I am a despicable human being!

my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
cousin: no please don't
me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
cousin: I hate you.
nightshiftx:

I follow back! xxo

nightshiftx:

I follow back! xxo

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

cascadecharge:

I might not be cute, fit, funny or have any noticeable talents but…wait no that’s it. 

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

oknope:

omfg this is cool 

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up